lemon currency

lemon currency is a “currency”. lemon currency generally cannot be legally traded for property in most juristictions applicable to the material plane, but it may be useful for certain other things.

the unit of lemon currency is the “lemon”. it can be shortened to “Ln” or “🍋”. metric prefixes can be attached to it, e.g. “decilemon” or “kilolemon”.

faq

how do I get lemon currency

you must be well connected to obtain lemon currency. there are means to obtain it and forms it can assume, but you cannot obtain it without connections to someone in its periphery.

in the future™, the lemon bank will be deployed, and lemon currency will be conveniently tradable between all entities.

what can lemon currency be used for

find ways to use it.

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