6 kinds of people you will meet in your everyday life
SPIDERS1.
there is nothing but spiders, weaving webs without which nothing would be achieved. you personally are ensnared. you are subject to these forces. you are merely a passenger, defined in relation to others. this is untenable: you are compelled to, on pain of death, spin the web into an impression of yourself. your only aim is to be reflected in it.
an exchange is a mechanism. it is a game. personages are devices which interlock deterministically within it. it is won by extraction, and it is won through foreknowledge. there are no nonparticipants, and those which are deluded in thinking so are reduced to objects. an object has no agency; an object is to be extracted from.
nature begets archetypes of predetermination. no behavior is explicable beyond these lenses, and without them there is no sight. they are a paradigm without reproach, insight which pierces the thick flesh of the other to expose viscid contents. they are an immortal and ancient knowledge.
there are 6 kinds of people. there are not any more nor less. know them all and never want for understanding.
who has eyes like gemstones
they do not eat much food, and they do not demand much in general. they will contrive some means of obtaining whatever they want in any situation, but they are shortsighted. you may shake their hand, but something may lie in the other. when they walk, they put their left foot forward. when they sign their name, they dot any Is with circles.
do not ever gift any kind of fish to this kind of person. however, lend them money generously.
who talks to plants
they are particularly susceptible to electric shock. they do not coordinate the colors in their clothing. they remember sequences of numbers easily. they require one or more of their organs to be removed within their lifetime.
do not allow them to lead a sports team. try to induce situations in which they are nude.
who picks their nose and eats it
they do not enjoy the color yellow. they eat breakfast fairly late. they are boundlessly curious, but they rarely learn anything useful. they can sleep a very short amount of time and still be sufficiently rested. they often drink too much alcohol.
do not point at them. return their gaze reliably. make statements to them only if you are particularly confident of their veracity.
who has additional teeth
they usually die in an accident.
who runs when they could walk
if you meet this kind of person, they will expect you to amuse them. they confine small rodents. their economic value is fairly low. they are deficient in one or more vitamins2. they can pronounce an alveolar trill, but they cannot typically pronounce a uvular trill, often lacking a uvula altogether.
do not accept their sexual propositions. make sure to shake their hand. if they prepare you a meal, make sure to eat the protein first.
who whispers too loudly
they are not trustworthy. they possess either great strength or great wit, and every word from their mouth is a component of some ploy. they grind their teeth in their sleep. their stool is usually soft. they may like music but not usually any particular genre. when they use a fork, they hold it in a pencil grip.
do not associate with this kind of person.